Skinny Tan Pro-Tan Moisture Mousse Review

Pair of legs on a pink background wearing pink socks– this post contains gifted products –

I absolutely love having a tan. It makes me feel healthier, more in shape and gives me an overall glow. Sods Law then that I’ve been cursed with skin that goes slightly pink, before returning to its milky-white standard. Pretty unfair, I love the sun and would LOVE to rock a natural tan. Unfortunately though, without burning myself to a crisp and risking skin cancer on regular sunbeds, or actually injecting myself with drugs, there’s not much I can do about it.

For me, my sun comes in a bottle. I’ve tried huuuunndreds over the years. From the classic Rimmel Shimmer Tan using the ‘rub it in everywhere with bare hands and hope for the best’ method in sixth-form to professional spray-tans, I’ve used every brand, consistency and been every shade you can imagine. You can check out my reviews of Madame LA LA and the St Moriz 2018 Collection here.

Currently, I’m using Tanologist Tanning Water in Dark and am still getting to grips with its development time, although I love the formula – lightweight, non-greasy, doesn’t smell. However, I was recently sent Skinny Tan’s brand new Pro-Tan Moisture Mousse to review. Never one to shy away from a new product, I gave it a crack – here’s what I thought.

Exfoliating Mitt

Gotta say, I absolutely love this mitt (£5.99). I generally use a coarse scrub in the shower ahead of tanning but sometimes don’t feel like I do the job properly. This mitt has two sides – orange for exfoliating in the shower, and brown for rubbing off excess tan. It also has an elasticated cuff which I LOVE as it prevents the mitt slipping off under the water. It actually works – I used it to get some old tan off before starting with Skinny Tan and it didn’t hurt or take a lot of effort. Definitely a winner.

Dual-sided Tanning Mitt

I was a little sceptical when I saw and felt this mitt. It’s practically FLUFFY (£5.99). Made of true velvet, it’s dual-sided and glides the product onto the skin. Because it’s so fluffy, I’m not sure how much of the product was lost to the mitt, but it didn’t come out patchy and that’s all the matters in the world of tan.

Pro-Tan Moisturising Mousse

Here is how the new tan (£27.99) is described:

“Pro-Tan luxury whipped moisture mousse glides on fast and develops to a tanned glow in up to 60 minutes. Prefer a darker shade? Simply leave Pro-Tan on for up to 3 hours to achieve a medium tan. Leave on for up to 6 hours for a deeper bronze or leave it overnight to achieve your deepest, natural looking SkinnyTan™ ever. No orange, no streaking, no nasty smell and achieves all the SkinnyTan™ professional results at any shade!”

Like the Tanologist Tanning-Water, I get a little confused by the tan development times, as it involves timing and working out when to shower. If you’re working 9-5 or don’t have much free time, you might be a little bit screwed.

In all fairness, I didn’t time it as I wanted to see how dark it would go. I applied the tan and slept in it overnight. The consistency is a mousse and you can see exactly where it’s going on your body. It doesn’t dry instantly so you have a little bit of playtime before you need to worry about streaks or lines – the mitt helps with this.

The smell isn’t too overpowering, a little like chocolate and not as biscuity as some on the market. I washed it off in the morning and had a lovely, deep golden tan, which was actually quite dark. The shade perfect for the night out I was planning that night, but maybe a bit much for day-to-day.

The tan does cling for days which can be a good or bad thing depending on what you’re going for – all you need is the exfoliation mitt though, and you can go back to your base colour!

Overall, a really nice tanning product – the tanning tools also really help to create a smooth, long-lasting tan. The tan is SUPER deep, so definitely time yourself and make sure to wash your hands after an hour, because I didn’t and…regrets.

The new products are available from the Superdrug website, along with the rest of the range.

Join the Revolution – Intimina Ziggy Cup Review

Sanitary pad on pink background with red sequins

– this post contains gifted products –

Way, waaaay back in 2016 (feels like a million years ago to me, HOW much my life has changed OMD), I wrote about menstrual cups for the first time. The blog blew UP and I got so much feedback, good and bad. Ranging from admiration that I’d written about my period online, to complete horror and disgust that I’d written about my period online. Two types of people pals, two types of people.

Lads, it’s 2019 now and I can’t explain how PROUD I am of the progress everyone has made over the last few years, in terms of talking about the important stuff – men’s mental health, suicide, admitting our anxieties, adverts no longer using blue liquid to euphemise a period – just so much stuff that was often taboo that just needs to be talked about.

The Eco-Revolution

I’m still an advocate for the menstrual cup. Environmentally-friendly, they’re made of silicone and you can wear them for up to 12 hours – a dream when you’ve got a busy day and don’t want to be counting on your fingers the amount of tampons you’ll need to stuff in your bag. They’re fabulous for women in developing countries and also for homeless women, who often have to resort to unhygienic practices during their period.

There’s loads of menstrual cups to buy nowadays, in different shapes and colours and for every phase of your life – whether you’ve just started your periods, whether you’ve given birth and much more.

What’s Next?

Not TOO much has changed on the blog since 2016, you probably all know that I’m still no stranger to talking about my fanny on the internet.

Let’s go one step further and talk about…period sex.

I was approached by Intimina to review its new Ziggy Cup, which offers all of the protection of a normal menstrual cup but with a flat-fit design so you can, er, do the dirty with no mess. I was really intrigued by the design and whether it would truly work.

It arrives in a bright pink, but very subtle in size rubber box. The rim is thick and bounces back when you squeeze, so I was fairly confident it would hold. The actual ‘cup’ is fairly thin and very moveable but I suppose it needs to be, to make room for…other things.

Ziggy Cup and packaging from Intimina

Using the Intimina Ziggy Cup

I wore it for a few hours before doing the deed. Without going into too much detail, for I fear my poor fiancé will die of embarrassment…it was absolutely fine. No mess, or no more than usual (soz mums) swift removal and then business as usual. Despite it looking nothing like a regular menstrual cup, it worked exactly like one!

Honestly, no one absolutely NEEDS to be having period sex, but if you fancy it, a totally useful product is now on the market.

I asked this is 2016 and I’ll ask it again in 2019…what do you think? Intriguing or still totally gross? Thinking of investing in a cup or sticking to what you know? Any questions – let me know!

Check out the rest of the Intimina range here. They’ve also got a fab campaign on at the moment which started on International Women’s Day this year which details periods through the ages and excellent achievements by women over time. Definitely worth a read: #whilebleeding.

Prague – The Best Bits

We went to Prague back in October for a short weekend away. We’d both been before, but had never had the experience of visiting the city as a couple, so decided to crack on.

It’s really easy to get there from London, with flight times of two hours and for as little as £50 return, you’d be silly not to.

We had a great time – here are our best bits.

Local restaurants

We love trying out the local cuisine when we visit a new place, and Prague is no different. Right in the centre you can get a fair amount of over-priced European food and some Czech, but it’s definitely worth going further out to enjoy something a little more authentic (and cheaper!). We really enjoyed U Dvou koček, which is a little further out in Old Town. Will had Wild Boar Goulash for lunch and dinner! I think they brew their own beer as well and it’s really cheap – seems like lots of locals drink there too.

The Torture Museum

This one is a bit silly, but we had fun nonetheless. Right in the centre of Prague, they’ve reconstructed some deep, dark cellars and have all manner of disgusting torture implements on display. There are loads of wax mannequins being tortured to death and a vile witch on a stake who doesn’t stop screaming as you walk around. Most of the signage is in Czech, or translated into terrible English, so you can turn it into a game of ‘what implement goes in what body part’. Equally hilarious and disturbing fun. The museum takes about 30 minutes to get around, and it’s a bit of fun to break up your day, wandering the city. It cost about £12 for both of us.

The Torture Museum Prague

Nightlife

Prague is one of the most popular destinations for stag parties, and you can guarantee you’ll see a fair few fancy-dress costumes and men trying to drain the country of beer. We don’t go in much for clubbing, but there’s hundred of amazing places, including cool, dingy Absinthe bars to try out. Alcoholic drinks cost about 150czk (£5), or around 100czk (£3.20) for a beer.

People-watching

It may be a little more expensive, but set yourself up in a bar that faces out onto the Old Town Square. You’ll be able to see the Astronomical Clock and the amount of different people that walk by. Fascinating. From locals selling balloons, to hoards of Chinese tourists, to a poor Stag with his willy hanging out, to the actual Hare Krishna chanting and dancing on by…it’s SO fun, especially when you’re a bit pissed. Try Staromestska Restaurant – they have heaters and blankets outside when it’s a little cold.

Old Town Square

Trdlo – or Trdelník

These little places are everywhere in Prague! It’s sweet dough, wrapped around a stick, grilled, topped with sugar and then filled with whatever you want. The favourites seemed to be Nutella and ice cream, strawberries and cream and apple pie filling. They’re super sweet but worth having at least once. I can’t remember the exact price but they aren’t too cheap – around £3-5 depending on where you get one.

Have you been to Prague? What was your favourite part?

The Jones Wedding Update – March 2019

How have we been engaged for nine weeks?! It’s absolutely flying by and I can’t believe we’re now in March. I remember thinking that getting married in 2020 seemed forever away, but in a couple of months, it will only be a year.

I’ve been really enjoying living in our little engagement bubble. We’re still receiving congratulations from people we haven’t seen yet and all our cards are still up. Not sure how long is TOO long to keep them up – but to be honest, I’m only planning on doing this once so I don’t give a flying…

My ring is still a massive novelty and while I’m now less likely to forget to put it on in the morning, I’m still majorly careful with it. My engagement ring is insured but I just can’t bear the thought of losing it – a replacement wouldn’t be the same! I was too scared to take it abroad to Ukraine, so I bought a very cheap wedding band to wear instead.

The words ‘wife/husband-to-be’ and ‘fiancé/fiancée’ still sound a little weird in our mouths, but delicious nonetheless.

Here are the things we’ve done so far…

Made a MASSIVE spreadsheet

Not a THING will be able to slip through the cracks. I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again – Google Sheets is your friend.

Booked the venue

Surprisingly, and thankfully, the venue we wanted was free on our chosen date, but had a few other interested parties. We booked it as soon as we knew – it has everything we want and need.

Sent out Save the Dates

This was a big one. Bar the engagement announcement, this was the first time we’d involved other people in our news. We sent out e-card Save the Dates to everyone we want to see at our wedding and have had an overwhelming response – can’t wait to send out the invitations.

Tried on wedding dresses

I’ve been to two wedding dress appointments and I have to admit I’m still struggling. I’ve LOVED some of the dresses I’ve tried and understand what style I want now – but I’m still looking for The One.

Arranged an engagement party

Our engagement party is happening on Saturday and we’re SO excited but I in particular am really nervous. There’s loads of people attending, including family that haven’t met yet. I always think that I like to be centre of attention, until it actually happens and I get really anxious and can’t get my words out right [strong contender for a bride who needs to say vows in front of everyone, eh?]. I’m sure it will be fine, everyone who is coming is fab

It’s all coming together really well. I suppose we’ve planned quite a lot rather quickly, so perhaps need to remind ourselves we’ve got plenty of time. We don’t feel stressed about the planning of it in the slightest as yet…maybe that will come with time but I’m not feeling any of the panic you often hear about.

I think the next steps are to start thinking about our hen and stag dos. I’m sure Will’s will be a disgusting affair somewhere in Eastern Europe and mine…I’m not sure! I really don’t mind, as long as the people I want there can be there and have a great time.

We’ve got so much to look forward to and I’m looking forward to writing it all down.

The Future Mrs Jones [WHAT!] X

What is it about Morrisons?

At the risk of sounding like the most boring person alive, I love doing our weekly food shop. We always plan our meals and heading to Morrisons for our weekly meander around the aisles is one of my favourite things to do with Will.

He’s the trolley-pusher, I’m the list holder and item picker. If they had an Olympics for fastest couple to scan and bag, we’d win. However, I love it not simply because of the cracking deals, but because we’ve had some of our best conversations in Morrisons.

Good and bad, those aisles have seen a fair whack of emotions throughout our relationship. We had our first conversation about moving in together near the crisps. The pasta aisle saw me slam some pesto into the trolley and flounce off ahead because Will had to unexpectedly work that night [and I was just being a wee cow tbh]. Don’t worry, we had made up by the time we got to the bread. World foods saw me have a near-panic attack and shed a few tears over a horrible situation near the start of this year, and confectionary saw us have a debate about the amount of sugar our future children should have(!)

We also talk through our plans for the week, what we’ve got coming up, what’s on our minds and how we feel about things in general. 

There might be some science behind this though. According to WalkCoachLearn: “When we sit down we are often face-to-face. This can produce a sense of confrontation – me versus you. When we walk, we are side-by-side. We are moving together facing the problem and working together to find solutions – us versus the problem.”

Here’s why I think it works

It’s carved out time

We know, no matter how busy our weeks are, that we’ll have at least one, dedicated hour or so in which we are focused on each other and what we each have to say. When we’re running around like crazy all week, it’s something to look forward to.

It lessens the need for eye contact

It can be hard to look someone in the eye when you’re talking about something difficult. Being side-by-side can make you feel more at ease and less under pressure.

We’re working together

It’s food shopping, not rocket science. But it’s a task we’ve done hundreds of times and it’s like a well-oiled machine. We’re a team in smashing out a weekly shop AND understanding each other on a deeper level.

No interruptions

Have ye ever tried to push a trolley when on your phone? It doesn’t work very well. For this time, we are focused only on each other and there’s no TV, phones, or other people [bar the general public – JEEZ] to distract us.

Of course, Morrisons isn’t a holy, fluorescent pilgrimage site for pre-marital conversations. Anywhere you can walk and talk will work – the park is a good one. Additionally, you don’t need to be as far down the relationship path as we are. First dates can be awkward AF and the thought of sitting opposite someone might fill you with dread. Instead, walk through Borough Market or along Southbank to ease the pressure.

Seriously though, next time you need to have a difficult chat or just talk freely – take a walk [or get yerself down to Morrisons].